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- Soccer: Practice
heading with balloons to build your confidence.
- Tennis Balls: If
your tennis balls are wet, dry them out in the tumble dryer.
- Do you get "finger
squeak" while playing the guitar? Cold water and moisturizing cream
does the trick.
- I have found that useful substitutes for live fishing-bait include: bread balls, or cheese balls. Sweet-corn kernels are good as well.
- Stop your fishing hooks from corroding by keeping some grains of rice in the hook box.
- Save your eggshells, crush them and sprinkle around the base of your tomato plants to help keep cutworms away.
- Sawdust from wood projects or chopping firewood should be saved. It makes wonderful mulch for your plant & garden.
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TEN WAYS TO TELL YOU'VE
PICKED THE WRONG CAMPGROUND!
- The campground host wears a hockey mask and carries a chainsaw wherever
he goes.
- The lake or river you're camping at has numerous skeletal remains
of animals at the water's edge.
- At the entrance to the campground, Smokey Bear has been hung in effigy.
- The man camped next to you brought his pet with him, a pit bull named
"Alligator."
- Everyone else at the campground is wearing camouflage, speaking Spanish,
carrying sidearms, and all of their campfire songs deal with revolution.
- Upon entering the campground you see a sign that says, "Donner Party
BBQ Here."
- There is a river level gauge in the middle of the campground.
- The family camped next to you shows serious signs of inbreeding and
keep playing "Dueling Banjos" over and over.
- Instead of seeing a tick on a dog's back, you see a dog on a tick's
back.
- A group of people wearing white "moon suits" are collecting soil samples
at the campground.
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