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A guy goes into a bar and orders seven shots of tequila and one beer chaser. The bartender lines up seven shots and goes to get the beer. When he comes back with the beer only moments later, all seven shots were gone. The bartender says, "Wow! You sure drank those fast." The guy explains, "You'd drink fast too if you had what I have." The bartender asks, "What do you have?" The guy reaches into his pocket and says, "Fifty cents!"

Awhile ago I found a recipe for home made dog biscuits, on the Internet. I decided to make them one afternoon for our pooch, and left them cooling on a rack in the kitchen while I ran errands. I came home a few hours later to find a few missing. As I stood there somewhat bewildered, my husband came into the kitchen to let me know that he didn't like my latest creation- the cookies were too bland! He suggested I feed them to the dog! Well, I didn't have the heart to tell him, and made him a tasty cake that night to ease my conscious!

Patty, Calgary