• To get rid of an ugly bruise, put fresh, wet parsley on a piece of gauze and band-aid it on the bruise overnight. It will heal faster.
• Hosiery lovers! The "nude" look is in. Find the sheerest nylons you can and go girl!
• If you're wearing tight pants, go with g-string underwear.
• Never wear black pantyhose with white shoes.

Now that hunting season is just around the corner, outdoors people may want to consider a product seen in a recent sportsman's catalog: camouflage toilet paper. This is not a fashion accessory... It is designed to reduce the chances that an over-enthusiastic hunter will mistake you for a white tail deer.